Mothers!

I don't know about you, but my Mommy was mean to me today. She took me outside and sat me in the grass, and even when I started to complain, she just kept taking pictures of me. I was in obvious distress! See?

Yesterday, my Mommy took me to see a nice man in a white coat. He spoke gently to me and put a funny looking thing on my chest. He said something about bronchitis, whatever that is. I just know that since then, Mommy is forcing me to drink this pink stuff. I don't really mind, I just put up a fuss to see if she'll actually make me drink it.

~Thumbelina