Thursday, February 16, 2006

Hypothetical Question

I was listening to Stevie Wonder on my drive home after dropping off the boys at school this morning; he was singing "I Just Called to Say I Love You" and it brought back a flood of memories from my teen years. Then I started thinking about how he was blind because he was a preemie. Preemies with underdeveloped lungs are given oxygen because they aren't able to breath on their own, such as my own TJ, and the oxygen causes the blood vessels in the eyes to grow too fast; if you aren't careful, then ROP (Retinopathy of Prematurity) occurs which is when the blood vessels detach the retina, resulting in blindness. TJ had laser surgery to correct that (cauterizing the blood vessels) and he's fine now, unlike Stevie Wonder because the laser surgery wasn't available back when he was a preemie. So then I got to wondering which would be worse - being blind or being deaf? I recently read a book (Blue Moon by Luanne Rice) and one of the characters had a partially deaf daughter...so...which of your 5 senses would you rather be without? If you had a choice, and lost one of your senses today, which one would it be? Let me refresh your memory because let's face it, it's been a long time since we've had health class - hearing, seeing, tasting, smelling, touch.

I think people who are hearing impaired get along very well independently. I have a friend who has a deaf sister who happens to be pregnant; she also has a 5-year-old. It would be very challenging being the mom of small children and not being able to hear...although it would be a blessing to not have to do the 3 am feedings...but then you wouldn't be able to hear music or children laughing.

Being blind would be not a choice I'd make. I have a brother-in-law who would be constantly making faces at me and I'd have to whack him with my walking stick. Not only that, but how would you know if you're having a bad hair day or if you have unsightly facial hair growing? People are too polite to say, "You've got a big honking hair growing out of that mole on the bottom of your chin." I shudder to think of it. And then I wouldn't be able to see things like this:

Sweet, aren't they.

If my sense of taste was gone, horror or horrors, my life would be over. No more chocolate! No more Joe Louis! No more potato chips! I wouldn't be able to enjoy grilled shrimp or filet mignon or jello cake! Although I'd probably never have to worry about my weight again because what would be the point of eating?

If my sense of smell was gone I think I could live with that one okay. There wouldn't be any problem cleaning up poopie diapers (I'm not really looking forward to that part of the adoption) or pukie kids, and although you'd never be able to smell a flower or a wonderful dinner, it would be a nice surprise for your taste buds. Kind of like a party in your mouth.

Having no sense of touch would be pretty horrific too, because you could seriously injure yourself and not know it. You'd never be able to enjoy a kiss or a hug, or feel the electricity run through your body when your sweetie holds your hand...that would be really awful. I really think this one tops all of them as being the worse sense to lose.

Okay, now that we've delved into my psychie a bit and you all know how whacko I am, tell me which sense you'd pick to lose if you had to lose one and you had a choice. My choice would be smell. In case you weren't paying attention two paragraphs ago when I made that clear.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

AB and I were in Chapters the other night and we found a game that is perfect for you. It is called "If you had to choose" and the questions are like: If you had to choose... would you rather (A) be extremely rich your whole life but never find true love, or (B) never make more than minimum wage but you will find the person of your dreams?
If you had to choose... would you rather (A) be breathtakingly beautiful but have to go to prison for five years, or (B) always be plain looking but never go to jail? One was If you had to choose...would you rather A) have your grandmothers name? or B) have your grandmothers hair? Sounds like your kind of game!

Anonymous said...

Hi - I'm AB and I was the one with anonymous in Chapters (the game was actually called "Would you Rather", but that's not important). I have to admit when I saw it I immediately thought of younger bro BB, but still thought it would be a good game. In the case of your question, I feel the answer is quite simple. I would for sure choose the sense of smell. This is something my Grandmother had and as a child, I found it quite nice to be able to fart in front of her with impunity (of course there was nothing wrong with her hearing ...) Hope that helps!

Thumbelina's Mom said...

Anonymous - sounds quite fun but you didn't answer the question!

Anonymous said...

Since I happen to live with AB I will have to pick sense of smell (see his post to find out reason why)