Tuesday, July 18, 2006

I Had Lunch with Myself Because I Hate Myself

I found this little game over at Cease, Cows, Life Is Short (I hope you don't mind, Nino, that I'm borrowing it)...please play along and leave me what yours said in the comments. So this is what you do:

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I punched
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------the moon
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I punched an ipod because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Anonymous said...

I choked on my cell phone because I was high.

Pauline said...

I danced with my brother because I was high and because I'm cool like that

Thumbelina's Mom said...

Husband's is - I danced with a fork because I was drunk.